This nigga was a straight stoner
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
'I wish my life could be more like American soap operas. Then, whenever things got dramatic, you could just fade the picture down and pick things up later.'